You want to contact moi? How exciting! Via the blog or Facebook, it ends up reaching me either way. So have at it, matey! I want to hear a piece of your mind!
First, you could comment your thoughts on whichever post inspired [enraged?] them.
If that doesn’t float your boat, you could always reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the suggested format below:
Dearest, darlingest, beloved Jules,
Oh! how much I adore thee, let me count the ways…..
[insert personalized adulation here]
All my love and devotion,
Your Biggest Fan
[Who Is Definitely Not Your Parent]